Suggested Olympic Events

• Underwater Breathholding. To mitigate safety concerns, could do a fixed distance and see who swims fastest. But I personally like the idea of the competitors just sitting there staring at eachother seeing who gives up first.


• The Long Fall. Just what it sounds like -- see who can fall from the highest height.
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• Gymnastic Vault Jousting. Just like the woman's gymnastics vault...just that they try to destroy eachother. (Has the same appeal as chess boxing to me)
  
• Team fencing. Can anyone say Three Musketeers?