Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Airlines are weird

It's a love/hate relationship w/ airlines. On the one hand, you have your Jetblue's which have fairly transparent ticket pricing: you buy two one way tickets with prices that generally make sense based on intuitive supply/demand principles. But on the other hand, you have your traditional airlines that have more expensive prices overall, but for the savvy frequent-flier, e-savers email subscriber, last minute, Travelocity, Site-59, SideStep, traveller there are all sorts of deals.

Case in point, about 3 weeks ago, T and I were looking for flights to Pgh from White Plains. They were about $350. Not bad, but for whatever reason, we waited a few days. When we checked again, the price had jumped to $950! So we decided that we would drive to Pgh and T would buy a one-way ticket from Pgh back home. But, of course, it sucked that the one-way ticket cost $500. Oh well, sunk cost.

But today, Theresa got an e-saver from USAir with specials from White Plains to Pgh...for $138. So can't argue with that. The short of it is that we're now arriving in Pgh Saturday morning @ 7:38a. Theresa'll be leaving the same time, 3:45p, on Monday. I'll be leaving 8:45p Monday.

So we ended up getting to Pgh for half the original price we'd anticipated. With twice the stress. So I guess it all washes out in the end. Seeya Saturday!

Sunday, May 15, 2005

So Many Phone Calls...

Like a satellite in the deep reaches of space catching snippets of radio waves from Earth, yesterday I got all sorts of calls while climbing at the Gunks

8:30 AM - Mom: "Would Theresa mind sleeping on the couch?"
8:45 AM - Tito Chinky: "Did you and Q-Pie have a good time last night hanging with Pipo?"
12:00PM - Virg: "Hey what are you doing right now?"
2:00 PM - Theresa: "Our Alumni lacrosse game was more like a field hockey game."
7:00 PM - Virg: "Do you know a good place to eat in Joshua Tree?"
8:00 PM - Aimee: "Hey, I got engaged."
12:00 AM - PJ: "Hey, Virg is here!"

So much good news!!!!!

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

My Next Pet

Fainting Goats. This is a great demonstration of the virtues of selective breeding. Some redneck down south discovered that when his goats got scared, they temporarily became paralyzed and fell over, all four legs splayed out somewhat comically. And to his good fortune, this breed of goat also was meatier, so not only was it entertaining, it floated better in water so was less likely to drown. Ok, I made the last part up, but here's a true fact: some shepherds keep a fainting goat in their flock so that in the unfortunate event a wolf appears, at least the sheep make it away safely (or at least that's the theory). I suppose there's a religious analogy here: maybe sinners exist so that the Devil will be preoccupied with them while the saved make it to pergatory and beyond. Are there gates to Purgatory? And if Peter's hanging at the Gates of Heaven, I wonder who you get at Purgatory. Maybe Saint Francis of Assissi or Mel Gibson. Wouldn't that suck if one of your buddies was literally "scary ugly" and actually made the goat faint just by looking at them. Tough on the self-esteem. I'm going to go faint into bed now.

Saturday, May 07, 2005

100% Organically Grown Rant

Theresa, Deb, and I decided to play a bit of hooky from work on Friday. Well, actually, only Deb did -- Theresa and I legimitately requested the day. Deb, put on the spot by her boss about why she had to take the day off, replied that she thought she might be coming down with a urinary tract infection. She hadn't anticipated that her boss actually had had a few UTI's and would express her worry that Deb wasn't going to the doctor immediately. So she phoned Theresa and asked her to lookup symptoms of UTI's on the web.

Anyways, Thursday night, for Cinco de Mayo -- a celebration of liberty for Mexicans and another excuse to drink for Americans -- we inbibed cheap margaritas, tacos, and spicy scrod at the Pour House in Boston. I think the US tends to half-ass the drinking celebrations. We do Cinco de Mayo or Saint Patty's as somewhat contained one-night drunken affairs. In Spain, every town takes off a week when their patron saint was born (or martyred -- or some significant, vaguely relevant date). Scotland celebrates Robert Burns day over several days. (Well, in truth, it's officially one day -- but no one really pays attention). In Japan, they take off like 10 days to honour the emperor for Golden week. Even the country of anime and contemptuous understatement parties harder than we do!

But I digress. Friday, we arrived in Rumney, New Hampshire for two days of climbing on hard stuff. Our choice of lodging: D Acres Hostel. This turned out to be a hostel/organic farm/self sustaining lifestyle/biodegradeable sort of place. I have never quite felt like such a genetically modified, materialistic over-consumer as then. We walked up to the house; there were two folk lying on a garden well, gardening. Some sort of herb or shroom it appeared. They pointed us to through a trellis fashioned from branches presumably gathered from the surrounding forests. We were met by Abby, a friendly girl of the typical hippie build -- skinny limbed, a chill slouch, probably no bra. The sort of look that conservatives mark as a granola eating, hemp wearing, bean bag kicking tree huggers.

Abby showed us around the house. She showed us the composting toilet. The library which contained a multitude of books on farming, self-sustaining lifestyle, craftmaking, and other related topics. The sink, down which only biodegradable toothpaste and soap were to be drained (dead skin also qualifying as biodegradable). The yoga room which doubled as a movie room (movie of the night: "Inspirational Gardening"). And a wonderful kitchen which had at least five different sizes of skillet -- rather odd since a skillet really earns its keep when a piece of meat sizzles in its own fat -- not exactly a vegetarian cooking implement.

But it was an odd form of a hippy lifestyle -- if that was what it was. It was quite opulent, actually. There was an incredible music collection, playable on B+W speakers fed by Onkyo electronics. The shower had two four shower heads streaming wonderfully warm water. The floors were tiled quite elegantly downstairs with various hardwood in other rooms. Four flavors of icecream in the freezer downstairs. A computer for graphic design.

I think I figured it out -- this was school of sorts for sustainable living. It wasn't really a proof of concept. It allowed those who might be interested to congregate and learn, but it wasn't actually attempting to be self-sufficient. I got into a conversation with one of the staff members there about food, consumption, and environment. I think there's a stock list of talking points that many well-meaning environmentalists draw from, eg. the amount of grain it takes to produce beef for one person could feed like 10 people, the waste water from the production of a computer is in the hundreds of gallons, etc. I often get that sense of diffuse lamentation of the problems of the world when I get into these conversations. But I have yet to get into one that's also accompanied by a grounded, convincing argument of how to effect real change.

The lifestyle promoted at D Acres is not a panacea to the world's woes. That said, there are number of lessons that can be culled. They certainly consume much less than the average household. I'd say the Leon Calejesan residence produces several times the amount of waste than the dozen odd folk there produce. And they compost everything. Granted, they have chickens to eat the food compost and farmland to fertilize with the fecesish compost. I'm sure they buy only what they need. They probably eBay things that have no more use. They really live a lifestyle that seems free from the soma the market pushes on us -- TV, consumerism, gossip magazines. Yes, the world would be a better place if these lessons were taken to heart.

But if magically, all households became D Acres, the world would be an unbalanced dystopia. Many of the "good things" of the world depend on metropolitan centers. Where would a starving artist exchange ideas or find an audience. Where would the inventive minds experiment? Where would an efficient government congregate to craft law and enforce it justly? Nay, cities are not only a reality; they are a necessity. Civilization rests upon it. Ask our hunting and gathering ancestors. Subsistence living sucks. Some must produce food in excess that others are freed up to think and invent.

The truth is that there's no one-size-fits-all lifestyle. And I actually don't think that D Acres is advocating that. It's just that when one sees the pure and arguably spiritual life they're living, one may be tempted to think that that's the way everything should be. It's not. There's a wide spectrum of lifestyles. Who knows what the distribution of people looks like, but I'd guess it looks like a bell curve with the nature people on one end and the city slickers on the other end, with your average Walmart consumer proudly bulging, phallic like, in the middle. But the trick is not to push everyone to the nature end of the curve. The trick is to get everyone across the curve to consume less, reuse more, and produce less waste. Society cannot continue to suck Earth's well dry. But we cannot give up the treasures of civilization that cities make possible, because if we don't have them, what do we have?

Hmmm...I'll go mull over this more while I sit on my non-composting, probably-about-to-get-clogged toilet.

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Humor Zero Sum, Part II

I realized that the previous post was a bit slapped together, diffuse. The specific instance of biting humor that sort of inspired the was movie reviews. The ones in praise of a movie are gushy and erudite. But the one's that disparage a movie are at times apathetic, other times quite sardonic and caustic. eg. a few select quotes about Pearl Harbor (gleaned from an excellent consolidator of review, Rotten Tomatoes:

"Pearl Harbor’s sound and fury signify nothing but a new kind of war porn."
-- Robert Wilonsky, NEW TIMES

"Surprise attacks should be swift and penetrating. Neither adjective applies to Pearl Harbor."
-- Philip Wuntch, DALLAS MORNING NEWS

"Perhaps they should have called this 'Bore-a, Bore-a, Bore-a.'"
-- Desson Thomson, WASHINGTON POST

So, in sum -- I have mixed feelings. Humor often comes at someone's or something's expense. But damn, sometimes it's just so funny.

Vibin photography

Vibin, my best buddy from college, has been doing pretty well with his hobby photography. Check out some stuff at his website. It's pretty sweet. He just entered a Canon photo contest -- check this out -- that's his photo!